1 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:23,860 Gentlemen, for years, your country, Pakistan, has been lacking the necessary 2 00:01:23,860 --> 00:01:27,240 tools to make this land a leader in global technologies. 3 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:34,240 Now, I'm not talking about grenades or chemical warfare or nuclear power or any 4 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,680 of those other silly, useless things. 5 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,300 I know you guys can get that on any street corner around here. 6 00:01:39,620 --> 00:01:42,540 No, we all know what really makes the world go round. 7 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:46,980 What even can put a smile on a camel's face? And that, my friends... 8 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:53,020 is a great orgasm i mean if you can't keep mrs wright happy how are you going 9 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:58,260 keep the troops happy here at farf technologies we specialize in satisfying 10 00:01:58,260 --> 00:02:03,780 woman that you can't behold our latest inventions in sexology 11 00:02:03,780 --> 00:02:10,740 please watch in wonderment while i demonstrate the vibranium 9000 this 12 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:13,460 baby can slice straight through titanium steel 13 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,280 That's okay, hold your applause. 14 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,140 There's much more to come. 15 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:32,020 Secondly, I'd like to show you the hark diaphragm, guaranteed to keep out even 16 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,060 the peskiest sperm. 17 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:34,880 Please watch. 18 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:39,640 See? It didn't even phase it. 19 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:43,680 With that puppy in, you're never going to have to worry about the morning 20 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:50,820 Finally, I'd like to share with you one of my best inventions. 21 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:54,070 Anal beads. 22 00:02:56,450 --> 00:03:01,070 So hot, they're guaranteed to keep your lover's butt warm, probably until your 23 00:03:01,070 --> 00:03:02,090 oil reserves run dry. 24 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:07,850 Now, some people say that we don't need all these sex toys, that we should just 25 00:03:07,850 --> 00:03:09,610 learn to be good lovers. 26 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:13,110 Well, I say, why go to all that trouble when you can just press a button? 27 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:16,030 I think that this deserves a toast. 28 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:20,210 Here's to peace. 29 00:03:21,190 --> 00:03:22,190 A bath. 30 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:24,110 ha ha ha ha ha 31 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:10,580 Dammit, you probably won't... 32 00:04:55,020 --> 00:05:00,280 Okay, Jimmy, do you understand why the dime is worth more than the nickel? 33 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:05,680 With all due respect, Horny Fark, I still don't understand. 34 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:11,480 I mean, I'm confused, okay? Look, I haven't been in this much of a 35 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,480 since high school football. 36 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:17,100 This is twice as big as the dime. The nickel... 37 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:23,260 It's bigger, it's thicker, it weighs more, there's more silver in it. It has 38 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:24,920 be worth more. It's just gotta. 39 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:29,360 Okay, just because the nickel's bigger, it doesn't mean it's worth more than a 40 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,160 dime. Size doesn't always matter. 41 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,280 Well, look, you know what? 42 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:36,820 Let's talk about it later. We're running a little late. We have to get to that 43 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:37,699 awards ceremony. 44 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:38,700 We don't want to be late for that. 45 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:43,200 Why do you want to go to the awards show when we could just celebrate right 46 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,200 here? 47 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:45,900 What do you think? 48 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:47,960 You serious? 49 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,160 Yeah. 50 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:57,440 Hello, ladies and gentlemen. We are here live at the Peon Body Award Show to 51 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,480 honor young, historic sexologist inventor Horny Fark. 52 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:07,740 At the tender age of 19, wonderkind Fark invented the blow your meter, the first 53 00:06:07,740 --> 00:06:13,320 machine to perfectly replicate fellatio. U .S. President Andrew Thompson called 54 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:18,070 it a revolution in sex technology, and it cured... serious relationships and 55 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:23,090 monogamy. Two years later, Horny Fark founded Fark Technologies and since has 56 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:26,850 had essentially monopolized the entire sex toy industry. 57 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:31,770 This is what Fark Vice President OBGYN Stane had to say. 58 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:36,910 Well, you know, Fark has come up with some great ideas. I don't know what I 59 00:06:36,910 --> 00:06:40,710 would have done without her, but I've come up with some great ideas as well, 60 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:45,310 such as the flaccid dildo, the five -foot bama ball. 61 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:51,930 and the edible underwear that tastes like America's favorite vegetables, such 62 00:06:51,930 --> 00:06:54,750 broccoli, spinach, and radish. 63 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:57,750 Well, did any of those ideas sell? 64 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:06,170 Well, no, but they will. I mean, who in America wouldn't want a five -foot 65 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:07,170 Venmo ball? 66 00:07:09,270 --> 00:07:12,230 Well, everyone, I know we all know what we're here for. 67 00:07:12,940 --> 00:07:18,180 The Peon Body Award to Horny Fark, who's invented the turbo butt plug that can 68 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:22,100 expand and spin depending on one's mood and political orientation. 69 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:27,020 Without further ado, Horny Fark! 70 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,620 And Horny Fark! 71 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:35,720 Where is she? 72 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,100 Come on, Lucky Number Five. 73 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:41,810 You ain't going to beat that, buddy. Sorry. 74 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,070 Bad news. Shit. 75 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,630 You want to go again? 76 00:07:44,950 --> 00:07:46,250 Well, I ain't got no more change. 77 00:07:46,670 --> 00:07:47,670 What the fuck? 78 00:07:47,770 --> 00:07:48,770 Well, I got cans. 79 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:52,150 I come out here every day and you got jack shit. Listen, I already took my 80 00:07:52,150 --> 00:07:54,350 recyclables out. Why don't you go turn that in and get five cents? 81 00:07:55,970 --> 00:08:02,550 Oh, my God. You're 82 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,950 Chesty Everhard, the dame from the TV. 83 00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:07,130 Yeah. 84 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:08,210 Would you like an autograph? 85 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:09,650 I would. Sign my face. 86 00:08:09,930 --> 00:08:10,930 Oh, okay. 87 00:08:13,690 --> 00:08:17,450 I've made a heart over top of my eye. It's so cute. I appreciate it. 88 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:21,350 It's going to look great on my corpse when I'm dead. Oh, well, check me out on 89 00:08:21,350 --> 00:08:24,310 Sunday. Oh, I will. I will. Once I get a TV. 90 00:08:26,270 --> 00:08:30,410 Miss Park, can you please tell me how you feel about people criticizing park 91 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:33,190 industries for taking the humanity out of sex? 92 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:34,850 Oh, God, the press. 93 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:36,470 Princeton, right? 94 00:08:37,069 --> 00:08:41,950 Jersey City Community College, actually, and quite proud of my associate's 95 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:42,950 degree. 96 00:08:43,049 --> 00:08:46,270 Well, why don't we go over to your apartment so I can check out your 97 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:52,310 Well, why don't you tell America why their penises are being replaced by 98 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:53,310 plastic? 99 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:57,490 You know, Chesty, I think we should take a little trip back to my mansion. 100 00:08:57,810 --> 00:08:59,410 You can invite some of your friends. 101 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,430 Because my face eats, too. 102 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:04,430 Hmm. 103 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:28,049 Come to me. 104 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:31,790 I've saved your life. That's what I've done. What are you talking about? 105 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:36,030 You were hit with an incredible amount of bullets, which were lodged in your 106 00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:37,030 heart. 107 00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:44,230 I built this powerful electromagnet to help magnetize and draw the shrapnel 108 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:45,230 from your body. 109 00:09:47,010 --> 00:09:50,870 But my heart's here, not down here. 110 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:52,350 What? 111 00:09:53,890 --> 00:09:54,890 Oh. 112 00:09:56,910 --> 00:09:59,550 Right, um, I'm sorry. 113 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:04,130 Who are you? My name is Pitson. 114 00:10:04,450 --> 00:10:05,970 I'm a hostage such as yourself. 115 00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:07,950 They captured me to help save your life. 116 00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:11,050 Well, you're a doctor, right? 117 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:12,310 Yes. 118 00:10:12,990 --> 00:10:14,410 A cardiologist? 119 00:10:15,390 --> 00:10:18,170 Actually, I'm a podiatrist. 120 00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:19,790 A podiatrist? 121 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:21,230 That's a foot doctor. 122 00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:24,630 I know what a podiatrist is. I specialize in feet. 123 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:26,710 That's great. 124 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:30,190 You know, while I was repairing your heart, I removed a few corns from your 125 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:34,790 ankle. Oh, I really appreciate that. Thanks. But, you know, not everybody can 126 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:35,790 a cardiologist. 127 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:37,090 I guess not. 128 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:39,130 It takes a real eye to master feet. 129 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:22,340 I hope all of this stuff in here can accommodate you, Mrs. 130 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,600 Fart. 131 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,300 Um, well, I'm actually Mrs. 132 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,900 Horny Fark. I think you might have the wrong person. 133 00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:30,880 Okay, Miss Horny Fart. 134 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:34,200 The fart that blows out your asshole. 135 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:37,440 No, it's Horny Fark. 136 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:40,320 Horny Fark. I got it. 137 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:43,080 You can just call me Horny, that's fine. Horny. 138 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:48,880 What's your name? Excuse me? I happen to be... Mr. Abu -Boo. 139 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,320 Yeah. Abu -Boo. 140 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,620 Mr. Abu -Boo. 141 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,880 That's what I said. 142 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,820 Mr. Abu -Boo. Okay, okay, okay. 143 00:11:58,220 --> 00:12:00,320 You didn't pause when you said Abu. 144 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:03,720 Oh, like Abu -Boo. Yeah. 145 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,660 Yeah, so is shit. 146 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:08,580 Well, I don't understand what you want with me, Mr. Abu -Boo. 147 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:12,160 We are from the PCTN. 148 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,400 You ever heard of us? 149 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,820 No. Of course not. Because we are. 150 00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:17,930 The PCTN. 151 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:23,870 Political Correct Terrorist Network. Our organization is to terrorize without 152 00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:27,210 offending. How can you be terrorists without offending people? 153 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:31,250 Have you ever watched an action movie where terrorists are portrayed with no 154 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:36,570 agenda? From a country nobody has nobody never heard of. With religious and 155 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:39,050 racial backgrounds that have kept a mystery? 156 00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:40,950 Oh, okay. 157 00:12:41,230 --> 00:12:42,230 That's us. 158 00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:43,490 That's you guys? 159 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:45,490 Absolutely. I never knew who those people were. 160 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,760 But I don't know what that has to do with me. 161 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:52,380 We want you to make us a large atomic sex doll. 162 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:55,220 A big one. An atomic sex doll? 163 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:56,480 Absolutely a big one. 164 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,120 As a matter of fact, I think I want an inflatable sheep. 165 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:03,840 An inflatable sheep with lots of hair. What the hell are you going to do with 166 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,300 inflatable sheep? I don't build farm animals for you. Uh -oh, stoke it, stoke 167 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,560 it. Get it, get it. 168 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:13,020 Just because you see them grinding, winding, humping, dumping, and stomping, 169 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,640 we're not going to rape you. 170 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:19,680 We just need that sex doll made in 24 hours. 171 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,620 There's nothing here but boxes. 24 hours. 172 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:23,719 Look around. 173 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,720 Put it together. 174 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:28,500 There's boxes and crap here. I need my laboratory and my equipment. 175 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,220 We are going to give you 24 hours. 176 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,660 We got a lot of humping and grinding to do. 177 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,820 And that's exactly what we want. 178 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,880 Sheep man, stroke it one more time. 179 00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:43,440 Gentlemen, let's exit. We'll be back in 24 hours. 180 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,300 What are we going to do? 181 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,540 We're going to build an escape. 182 00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:59,420 Somehow we've got to get out of here. I've just got to figure out how. 183 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,320 Oh, be careful. 184 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:04,680 That's the ring. 185 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,080 Put it down here. 186 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,340 I have to work on it. 187 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,960 Be careful. Be careful. Okay, I will. I will. That's the ring. Okay. 188 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,560 Okay. All right. 189 00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:26,370 Okay, I think we got it. 190 00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:28,770 There it is. 191 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:30,530 What is it? It's perfect. 192 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:32,690 What? What is it? 193 00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:34,070 Yeah, what is it? 194 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:36,190 Oh, it's a cock ring for my boyfriend. 195 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:38,270 It's not important. 196 00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:39,570 Anyway, back to work. 197 00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:41,230 Okay. 198 00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,270 Okay. 199 00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:36,870 Position the penis pump. 200 00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:43,910 And keep pumping until the meter hits red. Then when I say release, release 201 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:44,910 penis pump, okay? 202 00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:46,730 Okay. 203 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:01,670 I think I should go and try to slow them down. 204 00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:02,930 No, keep pumping. 205 00:16:03,819 --> 00:16:05,880 Why? Because it feels great. 206 00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:14,580 Oh, I think I hear them at the door. 207 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,400 Quick, keep pumping. 208 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:17,620 Keep pumping. 209 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,360 All I wanted was the sheep. 210 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,040 Oh my goodness, I thought we'd never get out of there. 211 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:09,700 I didn't either. That was a great job, Pissy. Great job. High five. 212 00:17:15,579 --> 00:17:17,160 Remember this moment, horny bark. 213 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,520 You're a free woman. 214 00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:19,980 Don't waste it. 215 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:24,380 Boink every attractive man and woman that you see. Once you get back in 216 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,379 it's safe, okay? 217 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,380 I will. 218 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,579 I will, Susan. 219 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:30,160 I'm going to boink every man I meet. 220 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:46,170 Hey, Jordis, I need some ice over here. My crotch is killing me. 221 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,210 Hello, I'm home. 222 00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:58,230 Private parts. 223 00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:03,970 Hey, Morty Park. 224 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:07,190 Oh, yeah, nice time to show up. 225 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:10,690 Please, don't even touch me. How are you? 226 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,410 Um, I guess you forgot to pick me up at the airport. 227 00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:17,890 Oh, you didn't get those messages. I left you two messages. 228 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:20,510 Oh, I checked my messages. There were no messages. 229 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,630 Come on, I sent a private over for you. 230 00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:25,650 Yeah, that's why I had to take a cab back from the airport. 231 00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:29,930 Yeah, let's relax. Let me get you some drinks or something, and we'll have a 232 00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:33,670 nice dinner, forget about everything, okay? At least you're here. That's the 233 00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:34,670 main thing, you're here. 234 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:40,820 Um, hello. I thought you were a pilot. Keep your eyes on the sky. I'm over 235 00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:42,420 Oh, the operation. 236 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,340 Let me see the muff. 237 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,740 I'm not going to show you my muff. Apparently you've seen too much muff 238 00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:48,740 nowadays. 239 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:58,120 After a month of capture and inadequate third world transportation, Horny Fark 240 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,460 has returned to the United States for a press conference. 241 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,480 I guess that's why she never called me. 242 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,320 You know, 243 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:09,550 I bet they have cell phone signals over there. 244 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,190 You just have to text to the girl and leave. 245 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:34,490 Hello, everyone. Thank you so much for coming. I missed you all. 246 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,900 Miss Park, there's a rumor you were injured in your woo -woo at Pakistan. 247 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:40,260 Could you elaborate? 248 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:41,740 And are there pictures? 249 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:47,360 Well, it is true. I was injured in my woo -woo, but I'd rather not talk about 250 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,700 that. Miss Park, 251 00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:52,820 what do you have to say about the lawsuits involving your sex toys? 252 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:54,260 What lawsuits? 253 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:58,120 You mean you haven't heard about your latest product, the Cactus Dildo, 254 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,100 manufactured by your Vice President, Stain? 255 00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:01,739 Oh, God. 256 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:05,160 Well... I'll address that, but please don't sell your shares. 257 00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:10,360 What I'd really like to say is something that's near and dear to my heart. 258 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,820 While I was in captivity, I had an epiphany. 259 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:18,940 I saw what my sex toys in the wrong hands could do to lonely, lonely men on 260 00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:23,660 planet. And I've come to the realization that sex is something between two 261 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:28,800 people, not between one person and a piece of plastic, rubber, leather, or 262 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,220 refried beans. 263 00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:32,350 between two people. 264 00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:34,410 Or six people, if you're lucky. 265 00:21:35,390 --> 00:21:38,490 But it's an interpersonal activity between humans. 266 00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:41,350 And not plastic. And not sheep. 267 00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:45,650 From here on in, fart industries will only create sex toys for people who have 268 00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:47,570 shared, consensual sexual experience. 269 00:21:48,130 --> 00:21:50,870 Any type of masturbatory devices will be destroyed. 270 00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:54,090 Does this mean I can't masturbate with my fart cream anymore? 271 00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:58,710 Yeah, and what about the ass? I'm an ass man. Is that considered masturbation? 272 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,440 Um, your ass is your own business, dear. 273 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,480 I will not take any further questions. 274 00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:21,760 Goddamn tree huggers. 275 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:27,240 I know you guys don't believe in chemicals, but try using some soap. 276 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,520 Dildo devil! 277 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,560 We got another winner, boys. 278 00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:38,000 Get ready to produce 15 ,000 of these puppies. We're going to need them next 279 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,300 week for the baseball game. 280 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,780 Cancel that order, boys. 281 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,280 No, absolutely not. No square dildos. 282 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,900 Why? It's a great idea. 283 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,360 It's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. 284 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:54,600 Well, actually, it's probably the least dumb of your dumb ideas, but it's still 285 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,559 dumb. 286 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:59,460 But... We could make a shitload of money on this with, you know, the women that 287 00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:00,620 have square vaginas. 288 00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:03,980 I don't have a square vagina, and I've got to test all these things out. 289 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,320 Some women do. 290 00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:08,920 I can't worry about women that have square vaginas. I've got protesters 291 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,480 and this is private property. I don't know what's going on around here. 292 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,260 Protesters? That's what that was? 293 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,580 I thought it was a fish reunion tour. 294 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:21,540 What is this I hear about a cactus dildo? Are you trying to bankrupt us? 295 00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:24,220 No, the cactus dildo was a great idea. 296 00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:25,460 I mean... 297 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:29,440 Sure, there's been a couple of complaints, but I really enjoy it. It 298 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,980 feel all tingly. You should try it. 299 00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:35,260 Listen, I just came back from a press conference. We're stopping all 300 00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:37,820 of sex toys. No more dildos, only strap -ons. 301 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,280 Everything has to be interactive. 302 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:42,820 But what about my flammable vagina lubricant? 303 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,500 No, absolutely not. 304 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,220 And I need all the paperwork for everything that's been going on here 305 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:49,220 been captured. 306 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,400 Fine. Get naked and I'll fill you in. 307 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,800 Listen, 308 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,040 we're gonna take over this. Fuck that. 309 00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:30,770 We're going to take over the shit. We stand firm, okay? That's what we're 310 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:31,189 to do. 311 00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:32,190 Scram, losers. 312 00:24:33,190 --> 00:24:34,190 Beat it. 313 00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:39,710 You fucked up again, boo -boo boy. Oh, give me a break. 314 00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:41,490 I had a long day. 315 00:24:42,590 --> 00:24:46,810 Listen, we try to keep Fart in handcuffs. She just got away. 316 00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:48,409 You know what? 317 00:24:48,410 --> 00:24:52,530 I should have went with my first idea, hiring those Lounge Lizard Liberation 318 00:24:52,530 --> 00:24:54,670 League. Those guys know what they're doing. 319 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,940 Hostages beg for mercy. 320 00:24:58,100 --> 00:24:59,140 Listen, relax. 321 00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:01,200 I got some good news, okay? 322 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,600 Now, we done found out Fark's new sex invention. 323 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:12,820 What the fuck is this? There's not even a place to put your dick. Listen, 324 00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:15,520 me and the guys been working on it. We've been practicing, okay? 325 00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:18,840 Some of them put their dick there. 326 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,260 I put my dick right here. Bang! Bust that thing out. 327 00:25:23,050 --> 00:25:26,530 We never cross swords, though, okay? So, so, just understand that. 328 00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:31,230 The only one who really gets off is Timothy, and we know he's a little 329 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:33,750 Boom! 330 00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:36,590 I want a refund. 331 00:25:37,490 --> 00:25:38,910 We bent the money. 332 00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:40,490 We bent it. 333 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:45,270 Hey, sister, what's the problem? You are Fark's partner. All you got to do is 334 00:25:45,270 --> 00:25:46,470 sit back and collect the money. 335 00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:51,210 I only own 10 % of the company, and I can't come up with a good invention. 336 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:56,440 She gets all the money. All you had to do was keep her locked up. Keep making 337 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,420 her make those sex toys. 338 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:00,320 I take the idea. 339 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,140 I sell them around the world. 340 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:03,920 Billionaires. 341 00:26:04,140 --> 00:26:05,620 Billionaires. But no. 342 00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:08,040 You had to fuck up. 343 00:26:08,540 --> 00:26:14,880 So now, the only thing really I have going for me is becoming a rodeo clown. 344 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:16,360 Did you say clown? 345 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,440 I like clowns. Shut up. 346 00:26:23,429 --> 00:26:27,450 Listen, hear me out, okay? Just hear me out. All we have to do, okay? 347 00:26:28,070 --> 00:26:34,850 How do you like that? It's a 348 00:26:34,850 --> 00:26:37,490 failed invention of mine. That is not nice. 349 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:38,910 It's a sonic vibrator. 350 00:26:39,470 --> 00:26:42,670 It's not going to kill you, but you're going to be in pain for a month. 351 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:46,070 Stop! 352 00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:47,930 You put that there. 353 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,910 That's not what you put there. 354 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,280 Hello, Horny Park Industries speaking. This is Bumper Boobs. How can I help 355 00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:15,700 No, our 24 -inch penile implant has been discontinued. Sorry. 356 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,140 Boobs at Horny's office. How can I help you? 357 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:27,160 Oh, no, sir. I'm sorry. We no longer make the self -lubricating love glove. 358 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,060 You're going to have to go it dry. 359 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:30,980 Thanks. 360 00:27:33,410 --> 00:27:35,930 Hello, Rooney Fargo office. How can I help you? 361 00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:38,930 Come on, Boobs. We've got work to do. 362 00:27:56,150 --> 00:27:57,890 Come on, Boobs. Don't be scared. 363 00:27:58,190 --> 00:28:00,370 Go ahead and shoot my ass. I got buns of steel. 364 00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:02,130 Yeah! 365 00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:19,770 My laser titties will melt every evil masturbation toy. 366 00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:26,110 One stick of butter, demolished. 367 00:28:26,310 --> 00:28:28,830 Yep. I think we should rub this on my ass later. 368 00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:30,090 Okay. 369 00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:41,770 Okay, bumper boob. I need you to insert the thermometer in my ass, and hopefully 370 00:28:41,770 --> 00:28:42,830 the... Okay. 371 00:28:44,110 --> 00:28:45,310 Okay? All right. 372 00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:46,950 That was sleazy. 373 00:28:47,330 --> 00:28:51,150 Oh, you got it on the first shot. You want to hear it again? Yeah. That was 374 00:28:51,150 --> 00:28:53,170 sleazy. Oh, how cute. 375 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:57,830 Oh, God. All this experimentation is making me tired. I think we need to take 376 00:28:57,830 --> 00:29:00,590 break. Let's go take a break. There's that bar around the corner. 377 00:29:01,190 --> 00:29:02,230 That's a good idea. 378 00:29:02,470 --> 00:29:03,990 Yeah. Maybe I should change. 379 00:29:05,570 --> 00:29:07,090 Are those space pants? 380 00:29:07,710 --> 00:29:08,710 Oh, why? 381 00:29:09,090 --> 00:29:11,830 Because your ass is out of this world. 382 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,280 Time for a little payback for those Pakistanian horndogs. 383 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,160 Oh, shit. 384 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,580 That's a flying hooker. 385 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,760 Oh, shit. 386 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,600 That sure is a flying piece of pussy on a hook. 387 00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:40,800 We got to get the planes and the tank. 388 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,180 We got to take her down. 389 00:31:03,370 --> 00:31:04,750 Hey, Bobby, what's up, man? 390 00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:06,430 Hey, Jimmy, what's doing? 391 00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:08,190 Well, 392 00:31:08,690 --> 00:31:10,690 I heard that Chesty Everhart's in the building. 393 00:31:11,010 --> 00:31:13,190 Oh, indeed she is. 394 00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:14,850 Super smokin' hot. 395 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,150 Super smokin' hot. 396 00:31:17,370 --> 00:31:22,310 Yeah, she's interviewing Dina, the CFO, chief fuckin' officer in the other room. 397 00:31:22,570 --> 00:31:25,770 Shit, she should be interviewing me. Yeah, we should probably get in on that. 398 00:31:26,390 --> 00:31:31,250 Hey, I thought Honey Fox stopped making those self -releasing masturbation 399 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:33,370 machines. This isn't no sex toy. 400 00:31:33,710 --> 00:31:37,310 You don't put your dick in it. You put your mouth in it. This is a 401 00:31:37,310 --> 00:31:40,770 device. You know, you're talking a little a -hole, and your buddy can hear 402 00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:41,770 thousands of miles away. 403 00:31:42,750 --> 00:31:43,750 Check it out. 404 00:31:45,430 --> 00:31:47,230 Test, one, two, three. 405 00:31:47,570 --> 00:31:50,330 Test, one, two, three. Can you hear me now? 406 00:31:50,630 --> 00:31:51,630 Can you hear me now? 407 00:31:52,530 --> 00:31:53,530 Pretty cool, huh? 408 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:57,170 I got something on my face. 409 00:31:58,570 --> 00:31:59,570 Gone? 410 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,440 That good? 411 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,340 I gotta see Chesty Everhart. 412 00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:06,540 Okay. 413 00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:25,340 Holy G .I. Jane. 414 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,880 Now that is one tough ho! 415 00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:03,420 You betcha. 416 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,740 Say hello to my little friends. 417 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:09,199 Let's blow that bitch! We'll blast the bitch. 418 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:14,159 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, you fuck. Ho, ho, ho, ho, you'll die. 419 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,780 Let's get the hell out of here! 420 00:34:20,699 --> 00:34:27,540 God damn it! What the... asshole that left a penis pump on the goddamn floor. 421 00:34:27,739 --> 00:34:30,920 I'm sorry, boss. That was me. You baby -filled dick motherfucker. 422 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,280 I was feeling insecure. 423 00:34:32,659 --> 00:34:33,659 Oh, shit! 424 00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:39,960 Eat 425 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:48,639 my 426 00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:49,820 muff, you ho - 427 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,620 And you should really start dating people. 428 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,060 Besides your right hand. 429 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,680 Not so fast, Horny Fark. 430 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:23,000 What? I'm not Horny Fark. I'm Iron Babe. 431 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,360 Who are you? 432 00:35:26,660 --> 00:35:29,880 I'm... Paper Girl. 433 00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:34,020 Prepare to feel the wrath of my paper death ray. 434 00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:50,440 from that iron, babe. 435 00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:52,820 Oh, yeah? Well, take this. 436 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:06,740 Why? Why, OB -GYN Saint? Why did you do this to me? You're my right -hand girl. 437 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,540 I have no friends. 438 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,760 And I suck at my job. 439 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:21,260 I don't understand. 440 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,280 Well, you're right. I mean, your inventions really suck. 441 00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:31,660 Not that many people like you either. I hate to tell you that, but I guess you 442 00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:32,660 already know. 443 00:36:32,980 --> 00:36:34,000 You know what, Shane? 444 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,320 You're fired. 445 00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:48,990 Hello, America, this is Chesty Everhart speaking to you once again. I'm bringing 446 00:36:48,990 --> 00:36:50,670 you the latest in a sex current event. 447 00:36:50,930 --> 00:36:53,910 Horny Fark has announced an emergency press conference. 448 00:36:55,410 --> 00:36:57,850 When Fark talks, the world listens. 449 00:36:59,530 --> 00:37:02,230 Maybe this is about her returning my underwear. 450 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:20,260 Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I'm here today to announce that OBGYN Stain 451 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:21,880 is no longer with the company. 452 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:26,580 I have fired her due to her lack of vision, commitment, and, of course, 453 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,680 competence. 454 00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:32,420 But she will be replaced with Bafo the Clown, who has had many years' 455 00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:33,600 in hand -released science. 456 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:38,720 We all know Bafo's invention of the spankatron was a cornerstone in sex 457 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:39,720 technology. 458 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,620 Does this mean with the hiring of Boppo the Clown that FARC is returning the 459 00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:44,620 self -release inventory? 460 00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:46,640 We all missed the double drill assinator. 461 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:50,860 When are those coming back in stock? I need one for this weekend, in case 462 00:37:50,860 --> 00:37:51,860 is interested. 463 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:58,820 The assinator, the liquefying liquor, and the gargantuan groper, and many 464 00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:00,300 sex toys will return to production. 465 00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:04,580 After many days, I have realized that we all need solo release. 466 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,780 I once said that plastic could replace the penis. 467 00:38:08,780 --> 00:38:09,780 And I was wrong. 468 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,920 But it can't keep the blues away for a couple of hours. 469 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:16,460 I will continue to produce the finest in sex toy technology. 470 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:20,220 But I will do so with my morals firmly in sight. 471 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,440 Now, I know that there have been some rumors that I'm some sort of superhero, 472 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,200 Iron Babe. 473 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,160 Well, it's true. 474 00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:31,780 I am Iron Babe. 475 00:38:32,740 --> 00:38:36,520 Excuse me, Ms. Fark, but who is Iron Babe? 476 00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:41,430 Well, forget it. Never mind. I was just thinking out loud. 477 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:44,970 Anywho, who wants to know about the rectum cheese grill? 478 00:38:48,070 --> 00:38:48,590 The 479 00:38:48,590 --> 00:38:56,610 revengers. 480 00:38:57,510 --> 00:38:59,350 The world needed to be saved. 481 00:38:59,910 --> 00:39:02,070 Crime. Natural disaster. 482 00:39:02,830 --> 00:39:03,830 Alien invasion. 483 00:39:04,650 --> 00:39:05,650 Latex allergies. 484 00:39:06,150 --> 00:39:07,150 Don't get me started. 485 00:39:08,330 --> 00:39:11,670 It dawned on me that I needed to bring together a group of unique individuals. 486 00:39:12,710 --> 00:39:16,610 Turned out they were uniquely fucked up, but unique nonetheless. 487 00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:19,150 Iron Babe. 488 00:39:20,590 --> 00:39:25,270 Not only a fierce advocate for capitalism and industry, but the world's 489 00:39:25,270 --> 00:39:27,390 inventor of hypoallergenic sex toys. 490 00:39:27,670 --> 00:39:29,190 The Mighty Boar. 491 00:39:30,270 --> 00:39:34,250 A mysterious extraterrestrial from the mythic planet of Asgard. 492 00:39:34,670 --> 00:39:37,430 Not to mention the biggest cocktease inside of Milky Way. 493 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,760 Trust me. 494 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,520 Bruce Boner, otherwise known as the Abominable Herc. 495 00:39:44,060 --> 00:39:49,840 His unbridled passion for beauty and romance, i .e. always thinking with his 496 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,640 schlong, without the monster inside of him. 497 00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:54,460 But would it be on our side? 498 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,880 Could I screw a big purple chick? 499 00:39:57,740 --> 00:39:58,740 Could you? 500 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:04,460 And last but not least, my protege, Captain Amorica, fighter for truth, 501 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:05,700 and recyclable condoms. 502 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,200 My girl, Tam, she's fine. 503 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,299 Look at that. 504 00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:14,900 Oh, sorry. Fell on me, Dick Furry, to bring this unlikely group of soldiers 505 00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:21,320 together to fight evil, restore order, continue the fine tradition of supplying 506 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,120 gratuitous boob shots to the home video market. You're welcome. 507 00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:25,980 For Avengers. 508 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,340 For Symbol. 509 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:29,520 For Symbol. Just made that up. 510 00:40:30,380 --> 00:40:33,300 That's good. That's how we do. Get ready, boys and girls. It's going to be 511 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:34,500 ride. Well, boys. 512 00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:36,260 Ain't no girls watching this. 513 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,220 This is why I don't go drug shopping at the Ren Faire. 514 00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:59,390 God finally after ten long years. I got my porn. I got my porn magazines right 515 00:41:59,390 --> 00:42:00,390 here. 516 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:07,690 Oh And now to make history 517 00:42:47,980 --> 00:42:51,080 Oh, God! It's working in reverse! 518 00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:53,600 It's depressurized! 519 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,460 My cock is going inside out! 520 00:43:01,220 --> 00:43:05,080 Herc, horny! 521 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,820 Star don't have Herc bra size. 522 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:16,860 Herc triple D. 523 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:18,900 Too small. 524 00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:21,780 Smash. 525 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,800 Give me broad. 526 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,460 Head shoppers, we will now be closing up the mall early. 527 00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:35,680 Maintenance, please clean up purple poop on aisle five. 528 00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:37,720 Thank you. Have a good day. 529 00:43:57,550 --> 00:43:58,690 I can't. I'm sorry. 530 00:43:59,510 --> 00:44:00,890 I'm just waiting for my wife. 531 00:44:01,270 --> 00:44:04,930 Obviously, that's a factor in why I can't buy you a drink. 532 00:44:05,370 --> 00:44:09,830 Just sitting here minding my own business, and if it wasn't for my 533 00:44:09,830 --> 00:44:16,350 status, I'd be happy to buy you a drink, but... I can understand 534 00:44:16,350 --> 00:44:19,870 why you didn't... I didn't make myself clear. 535 00:44:21,030 --> 00:44:22,330 I'm waiting for my wife. 536 00:44:22,670 --> 00:44:25,590 If I wasn't, I'd be happy to buy you a drink. 537 00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:27,680 It's not that I'm not into purple women. 538 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,200 Purple women are great. 539 00:44:29,740 --> 00:44:34,960 I'm sure I have a couple of purple friends who haven't informed me that 540 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,280 purple. But if they did, they would be okay. 541 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:44,180 And on top of that, you have great tits. 542 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,180 Perky Me Day. 543 00:44:57,740 --> 00:45:00,980 Oh purple, oh my god. 544 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,820 Sugar, stop complaining, would you just sit still? 545 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,900 Why don't you just cool down? 546 00:45:28,140 --> 00:45:33,920 Now transform... into... Escaping... Recoiler... 547 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:39,600 Oh, my 548 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:46,320 God. I feel so weak. 549 00:45:47,140 --> 00:45:51,900 I haven't felt this strain since the last... Comic Con. 550 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,420 Well, I think... 551 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,200 Probably get home and masturbate. 552 00:46:14,740 --> 00:46:17,900 Daddy, Borg's throwing lightning bolts at the Earthlings again. 553 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,200 Leave her alone, child. She's just having a little fun with the Earthlings. 554 00:46:21,460 --> 00:46:23,440 Why do you love Borg more than you love me? 555 00:46:23,820 --> 00:46:25,360 There we go again, Borg. 556 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,060 Daddy's a lost girl. 557 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:28,960 Want to see a card trick? 558 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,320 Oh, God. 559 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,640 Daddy, have you ever noticed how you're hungry and then you eat and you're not 560 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,299 hungry anymore? 561 00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:37,280 Oh, boy, that's a brilliant observation. 562 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,300 Observations are the best. 563 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:43,560 Boy, you do know that you're holding the hammer upside down, right? 564 00:46:43,780 --> 00:46:47,020 So what? It looks cute this way. Leave your sister alone. Mind your business. 565 00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:50,460 Boy, I've got a brilliant idea. 566 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,220 Why don't you head down to the Earth and see all the destruction you've wrought 567 00:46:54,220 --> 00:46:55,129 and maybe... 568 00:46:55,130 --> 00:46:56,930 Have a spa day. Buy yourself something nice. 569 00:46:57,370 --> 00:47:00,830 Awesome. Yes, you deserve it. Daddy, can I go to Earth, too? 570 00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:02,090 No, you can go to your room. 571 00:47:02,830 --> 00:47:06,490 Come, child. I'll give you some gold anals, and you can wash them off, and 572 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:08,650 trade them in on Earth for whatever they're using for money. 573 00:47:10,030 --> 00:47:11,570 You think that's funny, boar? 574 00:47:11,850 --> 00:47:14,910 Wait until you see your boyfriend's face when I sit on it. 575 00:47:23,210 --> 00:47:24,570 God, my cock and balls! 576 00:47:27,350 --> 00:47:28,530 So what are you in for? 577 00:47:30,170 --> 00:47:32,730 You wouldn't believe me even if I told you. 578 00:47:33,490 --> 00:47:34,490 Like a guess. 579 00:47:34,730 --> 00:47:35,730 Okay. 580 00:47:36,710 --> 00:47:39,250 You got struck in the crotch with a bolt of lightning. 581 00:47:39,710 --> 00:47:40,710 Whoa! 582 00:47:40,810 --> 00:47:41,810 That's amazing! 583 00:47:42,690 --> 00:47:43,870 What are you in for? 584 00:47:45,590 --> 00:47:46,670 You got the gout. 585 00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:50,330 Nobody does have amazing superpowers. And so do you. 586 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:53,840 I don't have a superpower. 587 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:59,580 I feel like I just ran 100 miles using only my crotch. I definitely don't have 588 00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:00,580 any superpowers. 589 00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:04,860 Well, you may not be aware of it right now, but Bruce is aware of it, aren't 590 00:48:04,860 --> 00:48:05,638 you, Bruce? 591 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,180 I don't know what he's talking about. 592 00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:11,280 Well, you may not know it now, but you two kids are special. 593 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,880 And I don't mean short bus special. I mean special. 594 00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:17,420 Yeah, believe it or not, we actually need your... 595 00:48:18,490 --> 00:48:23,770 superpowers um just in the hypothetical event that some crazy robots get all 596 00:48:23,770 --> 00:48:28,430 sexual all up in the city and they're like on like on buildings and stuff and 597 00:48:28,430 --> 00:48:32,350 like getting all nasty and naked i mean hypothetically speaking because i mean 598 00:48:32,350 --> 00:48:35,810 this is like really far -fetched i totally never happened and of course if 599 00:48:35,810 --> 00:48:38,730 did i would never be involved because i would never have made these robots 600 00:48:38,730 --> 00:48:42,070 commission these robots i really have nothing to do with it or know anything 601 00:48:42,070 --> 00:48:44,970 about it but you know just in the case that this does happen i just want you 602 00:48:44,970 --> 00:48:46,950 guys to know we need your help okay 603 00:48:48,030 --> 00:48:53,470 Wait, so hypothetical robots that might take over the city? 604 00:48:55,670 --> 00:48:57,670 You would never do that. 605 00:48:59,130 --> 00:49:00,130 Okay, okay. 606 00:49:00,230 --> 00:49:04,770 Yes, hypothetically speaking, if robots were ever to overcome the city that you 607 00:49:04,770 --> 00:49:08,870 had nothing to do with, we would need your unique abilities to help us 608 00:49:08,870 --> 00:49:09,870 the Scourge. 609 00:49:09,950 --> 00:49:10,950 So what do you say? 610 00:49:11,050 --> 00:49:12,050 Are you in? 611 00:49:13,070 --> 00:49:15,890 I'm in. It would be my honor to do my duty. 612 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,620 She said duty. I heard the girl up. 613 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,960 Bruce? I don't know. 614 00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:25,500 I have research papers to write. 615 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,080 Experiments. 616 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:29,800 Jack my dick. 617 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,400 I mean, science. 618 00:49:33,820 --> 00:49:37,720 Okay. Let's say I sweeten the pot a little bit and get you out of those 619 00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:38,678 this afternoon. 620 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:39,558 I don't know. 621 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:43,780 I'm getting pretty used to this pissing and shitting myself thing. It's really 622 00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:45,460 nice. I understand. 623 00:49:46,220 --> 00:49:48,820 How about I just get you a fresh change of diapers right away? 624 00:49:49,140 --> 00:49:50,140 Now you're talking. 625 00:49:50,380 --> 00:49:52,720 All right. Morning, I'm going to get the paperwork started. 626 00:49:53,260 --> 00:49:54,600 Change his diaper. Okay. 627 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,220 Wait, what? 628 00:49:57,100 --> 00:49:58,100 Mama. 629 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:06,860 Ladies and 630 00:50:06,860 --> 00:50:08,600 gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. 631 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:13,820 Yes, the future is what we make it, and who doesn't want to envision a future 632 00:50:13,820 --> 00:50:17,220 that isn't exciting and pleasurable and robotic? 633 00:50:17,620 --> 00:50:22,040 Who hasn't been looking for the perfect servant to cater to our every need and 634 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,220 our every desire? 635 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:28,680 Mankind and womankind have been looking for the perfect sexual experience for 636 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:33,640 centuries with little to no success, wasting their time on sex toys and 637 00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,640 encounters. 638 00:50:34,830 --> 00:50:39,550 Well, now everyone can have the perfect sexual experience time and time again 639 00:50:39,550 --> 00:50:44,430 with a robot that has the faith of what years of research has concluded is the 640 00:50:44,430 --> 00:50:46,170 ideal faith of human beauty. 641 00:50:47,090 --> 00:50:51,810 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the full sensory sexual experience of the 642 00:50:51,810 --> 00:50:56,170 future. The SexBot. Are you single? Are you single? 643 00:50:56,410 --> 00:51:02,410 I swear I don't have an STD. I swear I don't have an STD. I swear I don't have 644 00:51:02,410 --> 00:51:03,410 an STD. 645 00:51:04,010 --> 00:51:06,410 I thought we were here to see solar panels. 646 00:51:06,750 --> 00:51:10,030 What is this? Fuck that. I want to see those sex bots. 647 00:51:11,690 --> 00:51:14,310 You don't have to respect me in the morning. 648 00:51:14,510 --> 00:51:18,930 You don't have to respect me in the morning. You don't have to respect me in 649 00:51:18,930 --> 00:51:19,930 morning. 650 00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:24,490 These are the entry -level sex bots, which will do the job quite nicely for 651 00:51:24,490 --> 00:51:30,230 everyone. But for those with more of an insatiable desire, we have the top -of 652 00:51:30,230 --> 00:51:32,630 -the -line model, Baldtron. 653 00:51:34,570 --> 00:51:38,030 If I put the coin, what's my chance of a beating head? 654 00:51:38,630 --> 00:51:42,450 If you didn't remember my seconds, you'd be an hour. 655 00:51:42,830 --> 00:51:48,270 You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see. 656 00:51:49,110 --> 00:51:50,110 Great rains! 657 00:51:50,410 --> 00:51:51,830 What time do they open? 658 00:51:52,130 --> 00:51:55,150 I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 659 00:51:58,050 --> 00:52:00,150 I won't leave Cat Fair afterwards. 660 00:52:00,490 --> 00:52:02,550 I won't leave Cat Fair afterwards. 661 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,200 I won't need cats there afterwards. 662 00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:06,580 What is that? 663 00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:07,780 I don't know. 664 00:52:08,060 --> 00:52:09,060 Let's see. 665 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:05,500 We don't have to talk after work. We don't have to talk after work. We don't 666 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:10,020 have to talk after work. I will cook and clean if you take me home. 667 00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,280 I need a cigarette. 668 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,720 I need to jerk her up. 669 00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,080 Now at a time like this? 670 00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:22,400 Who's got the lotion? 671 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:24,760 Right. 672 00:53:26,300 --> 00:53:28,620 This is too stressful. 673 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,120 I need to get laid. 674 00:53:31,260 --> 00:53:32,260 I'm outta here. 675 00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:42,260 Stephanie? 676 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,260 We need to talk. 677 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:53,920 Hey, Dixbury, what's up? 678 00:53:54,990 --> 00:53:58,610 Some would say that your teammate's ego has gone to her head and that Iron Babe 679 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,990 is no longer interested in the superhero business. 680 00:54:01,770 --> 00:54:06,130 Still others would say that she's not using her powers to defeat the foes that 681 00:54:06,130 --> 00:54:10,370 are crippling the city, but instead using them to merchandise her image. 682 00:54:13,190 --> 00:54:14,190 What? 683 00:54:14,450 --> 00:54:15,750 Why would they say that? 684 00:54:18,030 --> 00:54:19,710 Is that an Iron Babe sports bar? 685 00:54:20,910 --> 00:54:21,910 Yes. 686 00:54:22,230 --> 00:54:23,750 Are you wearing Iron Babe? 687 00:54:26,580 --> 00:54:27,580 Sunglasses? Yeah. 688 00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:29,220 And Iron Babe underwear? 689 00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:32,420 Yeah. Really? 690 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:36,260 That's all I'm seeing. That would be completely unprofessional. 691 00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:41,080 Much in the way that Iron Babe's handling this plague of robots, or shall 692 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,720 not handling this plague of robots. 693 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:46,540 She's got to get out from behind the merchandise encounter and back into the 694 00:54:46,540 --> 00:54:47,540 fight. You're right. 695 00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:49,840 We need to get her back in action. 696 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:51,800 Exactly. 697 00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,540 Are you aware that there's an army of robots that are humping the people of 698 00:54:55,540 --> 00:54:56,540 city with their face? 699 00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:59,640 Oh, my God. They ripped her face off? 700 00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:02,600 No, I didn't say that. When did I say that? 701 00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:06,820 But I just saw her and her face was on the front of her head. 702 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,480 No, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen. Let me explain. You see, there's this army 703 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,240 of robots, okay? Okay. 704 00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:17,740 All right, and they were designed... Okay. ...to look like Iron Baby. 705 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,580 Yes. And they have her face. 706 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:27,220 No, listen, it's not her real face. It's her likeness. It's a copy of her face. 707 00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:30,780 Really? Yes, yes. 708 00:55:31,420 --> 00:55:33,160 Why didn't you just say that? 709 00:55:34,100 --> 00:55:35,420 This is why I'm not mad. 710 00:55:36,140 --> 00:55:40,460 Anyway, this army of robots is humping the people of the city. Dry humping 711 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,400 That sounds bad. 712 00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:47,820 Yeah, it's pretty bad. It really burns after a while, from what I understand. 713 00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:52,420 What are we going to do about it? 714 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,080 I had a plan. 715 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:55,860 I 716 00:55:55,860 --> 00:56:02,780 like 717 00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:04,200 to swallow. I like to swallow. 718 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,379 I like to swallow. 719 00:56:05,380 --> 00:56:08,140 I like to swallow. I like to swallow. I like to swallow. 720 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:15,360 Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, 721 00:56:15,460 --> 00:56:16,460 yummy, yummy. 722 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,000 I just want to be loved. I just want to be loved. 723 00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:21,540 I just want to be loved. 724 00:56:21,780 --> 00:56:23,180 I just want to be loved. 725 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000 Oh. 726 00:56:25,580 --> 00:56:26,580 Oh, no. 727 00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:28,040 Oh, no. 728 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,820 Oh, that didn't go too well. 729 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,060 Oh, well, I think we should just delete the evidence. 730 00:57:04,970 --> 00:57:08,190 So, this is where you've been hiding out while the rest of the city is slowly 731 00:57:08,190 --> 00:57:10,070 being dry humped to death. 732 00:57:11,270 --> 00:57:12,350 How's that my problem? 733 00:57:12,810 --> 00:57:15,110 Uh, they're your robots. You created them. Duh. 734 00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:19,590 Well, don't be silly. I've got more important things to do than worry about 735 00:57:19,590 --> 00:57:20,790 people who aren't me. 736 00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:24,670 Yeah. Well, whether you want to deal with this or not, very shortly that 737 00:57:24,670 --> 00:57:27,070 going to become a very big problem for you. 738 00:57:27,810 --> 00:57:28,810 Oh, yeah? How's that? 739 00:57:29,870 --> 00:57:30,870 Think about it. 740 00:57:31,370 --> 00:57:33,950 You programmed that robot to be like you in every aspect. 741 00:57:34,330 --> 00:57:35,330 Every aspect. 742 00:57:35,990 --> 00:57:38,890 That means it's one incredibly narcissistic douchebag. 743 00:57:39,810 --> 00:57:42,350 You created the robot as an ideal version of beauty. 744 00:57:42,890 --> 00:57:45,810 And when it finds out there's another ideal version of beauty just like it, 745 00:57:46,010 --> 00:57:49,150 Bolstron's going to want to destroy you. 746 00:57:49,830 --> 00:57:51,190 That's so douchey. 747 00:57:51,530 --> 00:57:52,750 Oh, my God, you're right. 748 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:57,290 We have to stop me. I mean her. I mean it. Bolstron. I mean, yeah, that robot 749 00:57:57,290 --> 00:58:00,030 thingy. All right, great. Glad to see you're finally on board, douchebag. 750 00:58:00,430 --> 00:58:02,390 Putting together a team of superheroes. 751 00:58:03,340 --> 00:58:05,620 Why don't you grab your coat, come with me downtown, check out a few leads. 752 00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:07,100 Okay, Dick Furry, let's go. 753 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,320 Okay, you first. 754 00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,240 I would never cheat on you. 755 00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:23,140 I would never cheat on you. I would never cheat on you. I would never cheat 756 00:58:23,140 --> 00:58:24,140 you. 757 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:33,660 These sex bots are causing a lot of problems. 758 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,260 Yeah, they're ray guns. 759 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:37,940 They're making everybody horny. 760 00:58:38,300 --> 00:58:40,260 People have insects everywhere all over the city. 761 00:58:41,540 --> 00:58:42,540 Yeah. 762 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:43,720 Everyone but us. 763 00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:45,340 Yeah. 764 00:58:45,540 --> 00:58:47,320 Wait, I think I see a couple fucking. 765 00:58:48,620 --> 00:58:50,600 Look over here. Look at this. Over here too, man. 766 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,020 Look over here. 767 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:54,800 Hey, guys. 768 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,620 Don't you think we should call in the army to put a stop to all these orgies? 769 00:58:59,150 --> 00:59:00,150 Shut up! 770 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:49,400 I'd like to introduce you to your new lab assistant, the Black Widower. 771 00:59:50,940 --> 00:59:52,820 Come on, peas! 772 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,320 Don't fail me now! 773 00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,560 Okay, I'll leave you two alone. 774 01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:01,860 No, Nick! 775 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,580 Were you very slowly going? You'll be all right, kid. No! 776 01:00:16,230 --> 01:00:18,070 Hi. Pleasure's all yours. Mine! 777 01:00:19,190 --> 01:00:20,610 Pleasure's all mine. Right. 778 01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:23,570 So, should I help you get started with something? No! 779 01:00:23,970 --> 01:00:24,970 I mean, yes. 780 01:00:25,350 --> 01:00:28,350 Can you hand me those metal alloys over there? 781 01:00:28,850 --> 01:00:29,850 Okay. 782 01:00:34,870 --> 01:00:39,970 Before you do that, go to the freezer, get me a bag of frozen carrots. 783 01:00:40,730 --> 01:00:41,730 Sure. 784 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,120 Sorry, wrong floor. 785 01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:57,480 Jane, prepare for takeoff. 786 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:01,720 What are you guys doing? No, no, no. 787 01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:05,220 You just told us to take off. No, no. The building. We're taking off with the 788 01:01:05,220 --> 01:01:06,158 building. 789 01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:07,600 It's nice and everything. Oh, okay. 790 01:01:08,660 --> 01:01:11,560 Yeah. All right. You guys set? All right, let's do this. 791 01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,480 Wait a minute. 792 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,000 Do you really think having the whole building listening to the air in broad 793 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,400 daylight is the best way to keep our secret headquarters a secret? 794 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000 Huh. 795 01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:43,780 I never really thought about it. 796 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,640 Well, what's done is done, so what are you going to do? 797 01:02:05,390 --> 01:02:06,470 Put the rock on the lake. 798 01:02:09,850 --> 01:02:11,390 What was that? 799 01:02:11,650 --> 01:02:13,370 I don't know. All right, babe, go check it out. Okay. 800 01:02:13,970 --> 01:02:16,410 Do you want me to go? No, no, you can hide. Okay, cool. 801 01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:17,609 Yeah, cool. 802 01:02:17,610 --> 01:02:20,210 What's up? Good ride so far, right? Yes, I mean, it's good. It's a little bumpy 803 01:02:20,210 --> 01:02:20,649 at first. 804 01:02:20,650 --> 01:02:21,650 Yeah, but it's all right. 805 01:02:21,790 --> 01:02:22,509 We're going. 806 01:02:22,510 --> 01:02:23,570 Yeah, awesome. 807 01:02:24,050 --> 01:02:26,470 Let me just check something out for a minute. Prepare for takeoff. 808 01:02:28,470 --> 01:02:30,990 What? We're already in the air. Oh, never mind. Okay. 809 01:02:31,190 --> 01:02:32,129 All right. 810 01:02:32,130 --> 01:02:33,130 Weird. 811 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:37,160 My butt, my culo. 812 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:40,880 Ooh, what a nice place to go shopping at. 813 01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:44,620 Who are you? How did you get here? 814 01:02:45,340 --> 01:02:46,740 I'm Mighty Boar, and you? 815 01:02:47,140 --> 01:02:50,640 Well, I'm Iron Babe, but... Do you have any nice boots, Heidi? 816 01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:51,940 They will go with my outfit. 817 01:02:53,580 --> 01:02:55,960 Boots? Well, why would you be able to... What about any two hats? 818 01:02:57,420 --> 01:03:01,700 Uh, uh... Well, you know you're on top of a flying building, right? 819 01:03:02,340 --> 01:03:03,340 Oh. 820 01:03:04,130 --> 01:03:08,610 But if you really want some boots and hats, I'm sure we could find some. Why 821 01:03:08,610 --> 01:03:09,610 don't you come with me? 822 01:03:09,850 --> 01:03:10,850 Okay. 823 01:03:15,090 --> 01:03:16,890 So, from around here? 824 01:03:19,310 --> 01:03:21,250 So, you from around here? 825 01:03:23,650 --> 01:03:25,250 So, from around here? 826 01:03:25,830 --> 01:03:28,230 Yeah. Dixbury, look what I found on the roof. 827 01:03:28,890 --> 01:03:29,890 Who are you? 828 01:03:30,130 --> 01:03:33,270 Hi, I'm Mighty Thor, and I came down from planet Venus. 829 01:03:33,930 --> 01:03:37,710 I saw your store and I said, well, let me go in and buy a couple of cute 830 01:03:37,710 --> 01:03:39,250 and maybe some sexy boots. 831 01:03:40,610 --> 01:03:42,510 Yeah. You saw our store. Yeah. 832 01:03:43,170 --> 01:03:46,150 Didn't it strike you odd that our store was traveling through the air at 6 ,000 833 01:03:46,150 --> 01:03:47,510 miles an hour and 30 ,000 feet? 834 01:03:48,490 --> 01:03:50,010 Well, I'm not going around here. 835 01:03:50,290 --> 01:03:51,990 Is that too fast for a shopping store? 836 01:03:54,350 --> 01:03:57,870 So, do you have any super abilities, super powers, stuff like that? 837 01:03:58,070 --> 01:04:01,850 You mean besides the ability to fly through outer space without a spacesuit 838 01:04:01,850 --> 01:04:04,020 spaceship? And survivory entry? 839 01:04:04,780 --> 01:04:07,960 Hey, did somebody say rear entry? 840 01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:10,740 Oh, get out of here, you hound. 841 01:04:11,620 --> 01:04:12,620 Yeah, 842 01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:15,800 shit like that. Have any superpowers? 843 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,220 Well, 844 01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:19,480 sure. I have this big hair. 845 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:21,820 Kid, you're in. 846 01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:24,900 Hey, 847 01:04:27,940 --> 01:04:30,100 Bruce. Check out my bath. 848 01:04:32,140 --> 01:04:33,960 Do you see all my fun knobs? 849 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:35,740 Oh, yeah. You can work those knobs. 850 01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:40,080 Oh, my goodness. My top just slipped down. Oh, God. 851 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:44,260 Wow, Bruce, you have such a hot joystick. 852 01:04:45,100 --> 01:04:47,920 Do you like that? Oh, yeah. 853 01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:50,960 No, don't stop. 854 01:04:52,340 --> 01:04:53,880 You got to work the joystick now. 855 01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:56,400 Maybe you want to go back to the knobs for a little. 856 01:04:58,440 --> 01:04:59,440 No, no, the knobs. 857 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:03,120 These knobs? Oh, yeah, those, yeah, those knobs. These knobs? 858 01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:05,320 Yes, especially those, yeah. 859 01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:09,140 These? No, no, no, the other, yes, those knobs. That's right, yeah. 860 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:13,840 And then maybe now you want to go back to the thing there, whatever the hell 861 01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:14,920 that is. Your hot joystick? 862 01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:17,340 Oh, yeah, that's what it is. It's the hot joystick. 863 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:18,880 Oh, God. 864 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:22,000 You know, you can work the joystick and the knobs. 865 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:24,940 Like this? Oh, yeah, that's science. 866 01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:29,820 Oh, God. 867 01:05:30,570 --> 01:05:31,990 They're work. They're work. 868 01:05:32,210 --> 01:05:34,730 Just whatever you do, don't work on Joystick Masters. 869 01:05:35,190 --> 01:05:36,049 Oh, God! 870 01:05:36,050 --> 01:05:38,570 Look! Look! I can feel it! 871 01:05:38,850 --> 01:05:40,790 I'm just more mad! 872 01:05:41,670 --> 01:05:42,670 Oh, my God! 873 01:05:42,990 --> 01:05:44,290 Oh, God! 874 01:05:48,030 --> 01:05:55,030 I'm gonna shoot my own... Goodbye! 875 01:06:08,030 --> 01:06:09,030 That's not good. 876 01:07:35,340 --> 01:07:36,340 Those are nice glasses. 877 01:07:36,580 --> 01:07:38,700 Thanks. Thank you. Yeah, I just got these recently. 878 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,380 They're really nice. They go with the whole thing. I like your glasses. 879 01:07:43,420 --> 01:07:44,420 Okay. 880 01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:46,100 Everybody's safe. Jesus, guys. 881 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:47,500 Great. Okay. 882 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,540 Oh, God, I missed my tits. 883 01:08:20,819 --> 01:08:23,479 Bruce, what the hell happened? 884 01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:25,819 It's not my fault. She played with my knobs. 885 01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:27,740 Oh, really? Come on. 886 01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:33,160 Stop yelling at me. I just painted the furry room. You all look so hot in your 887 01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:34,819 superhero outfits. You're going to make me horny. 888 01:08:35,290 --> 01:08:39,850 And you wouldn't like me when I'm horny. Oh, my God. No girl wants to see you 889 01:08:39,850 --> 01:08:41,069 when you're horny. Here. 890 01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:44,490 Take this. Are you okay? Yeah, that was awful. 891 01:08:44,790 --> 01:08:48,170 All right. 892 01:08:49,130 --> 01:08:50,130 Transportation now. 893 01:08:52,149 --> 01:08:53,529 Oh, here. Thank you. 894 01:08:55,569 --> 01:08:57,590 Yes, black and white. I need a pickup. 895 01:08:58,990 --> 01:09:02,250 Southwest corner of some fucking field somewhere. 896 01:09:08,390 --> 01:09:12,130 I need directions to your heart. I need directions to your heart. 897 01:09:16,950 --> 01:09:18,370 Holy shit! 898 01:09:18,750 --> 01:09:20,189 People are still fucking. 899 01:09:20,850 --> 01:09:23,170 Yeah, still fucking. 900 01:09:24,290 --> 01:09:26,850 Hey, give me a binocular. 901 01:09:27,689 --> 01:09:29,670 Hey, there's another couple fucking over there. 902 01:09:29,990 --> 01:09:30,990 Uh, 903 01:09:31,670 --> 01:09:32,670 anybody have any gel? 904 01:09:33,710 --> 01:09:36,830 No, no, no, not that. Just for my hair, you hoid balls. 905 01:09:39,850 --> 01:09:42,410 Hey, guys, shouldn't we call... Shut up! 906 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:31,120 7 November, go. 907 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:41,440 Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. 908 01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:43,840 Hug. Hug. 909 01:10:44,100 --> 01:10:45,100 Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. 910 01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:48,920 Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. Hug. If beauty were measured by seconds, beauty 911 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:54,340 hour. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. Cuddle. I like sex. 912 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:58,480 I like sex. I like sex. 913 01:10:59,310 --> 01:11:00,310 I like sex. 914 01:11:00,410 --> 01:11:01,730 Crotch protectors on. 915 01:11:02,690 --> 01:11:04,550 Revengers, let's do this. 916 01:11:04,990 --> 01:11:05,990 Go! 917 01:11:07,190 --> 01:11:08,810 I like sex. 918 01:11:09,370 --> 01:11:10,830 I like sex. 919 01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:12,630 I like sex. 920 01:11:12,890 --> 01:11:14,110 I like sex. 921 01:11:14,390 --> 01:11:15,530 I like sex. 922 01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:17,870 Forget the humans. 923 01:11:18,210 --> 01:11:19,910 Destroy the Revengers. 924 01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:22,010 Believe I am made for me. 925 01:11:30,890 --> 01:11:37,350 Suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me. Lock me, 926 01:11:37,490 --> 01:11:41,350 lock me, lock me, lock me, lock me, lock me, lock me. 927 01:11:41,650 --> 01:11:45,170 Hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me. 928 01:11:45,430 --> 01:11:46,990 Punch him in the balls. Okay. 929 01:11:47,630 --> 01:11:48,630 Oh, 930 01:11:50,410 --> 01:11:52,450 let's kick him where it counts. Really? Okay, okay. 931 01:11:53,410 --> 01:11:56,430 Punch him. Yeah, let's do the punching. 932 01:11:56,970 --> 01:12:00,370 Punch, punch, punch, punch. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. 933 01:12:00,670 --> 01:12:01,670 Kiss, kiss, kiss. 934 01:12:02,470 --> 01:12:05,450 Well, let's get to smashing. 935 01:12:05,930 --> 01:12:11,630 I swear I don't have an STD. I swear I don't have an STD. I swear I don't have 936 01:12:11,630 --> 01:12:12,630 an STD. 937 01:12:13,010 --> 01:12:15,570 You don't have to respect me in the morning. 938 01:12:15,830 --> 01:12:20,270 You don't have to respect me in the morning. You don't have to respect me in 939 01:12:20,270 --> 01:12:24,670 morning. You don't have to respect me in the morning. I won't leave tap there 940 01:12:24,670 --> 01:12:27,490 afterwards. I won't leave tap there afterwards. 941 01:12:28,190 --> 01:12:29,710 I won't leave tap there. 942 01:12:41,410 --> 01:12:46,510 We don't have to talk afterwards. We don't have to talk afterwards. 943 01:12:46,850 --> 01:12:48,770 We don't have to talk afterwards. 944 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:52,160 I will cook and clean if you take me home. 945 01:12:54,920 --> 01:13:01,700 Why don't you come up and never see me 946 01:13:01,700 --> 01:13:02,700 sometime? 947 01:13:04,060 --> 01:13:04,660 I 948 01:13:04,660 --> 01:13:13,240 just 949 01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:16,640 want to be loved. 950 01:13:19,910 --> 01:13:21,430 That was awesome. 951 01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:23,110 You go, girl. 952 01:13:23,690 --> 01:13:25,110 On a good day's work. 953 01:13:25,510 --> 01:13:30,230 Totally. I would never cheat on you. I would never cheat on you. I would never 954 01:13:30,230 --> 01:13:31,230 cheat on you. 955 01:13:33,130 --> 01:13:34,730 Whoa, that's 20 bucks, dear. 956 01:13:35,370 --> 01:13:39,310 Can't you just charge it to my father, the OBGYN of planet Venus? 957 01:13:39,650 --> 01:13:43,850 I don't get an allowance like my brat sister, the mighty whore. 958 01:13:45,050 --> 01:13:47,710 I mean, boar. Well, she is a whore. 959 01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:49,420 An attention whore. 960 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,440 Hey, that's 20 bucks. 961 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,040 You want to see a trick? 962 01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:55,360 Show me your tits. 963 01:13:58,940 --> 01:14:03,820 I have come here to planet Earth to wreak havoc and cause destruction. 964 01:14:05,900 --> 01:14:07,760 Everybody's going to bow down to my mercy. 965 01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:13,200 Fine. Here are my tits. 966 01:14:19,310 --> 01:14:25,530 to do a magic trick somebody gets a number one through ten and i will figure 967 01:14:25,530 --> 01:14:26,530 out 968 01:15:29,070 --> 01:15:30,370 the robots one at a time. 969 01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:33,670 Okay, this is what we have to do. We have to stop Baldron because he controls 970 01:15:33,670 --> 01:15:36,590 all the robots. If we can stop Baldron, then we'll stop them all. 971 01:15:38,410 --> 01:15:39,830 It was nice working with you guys. 972 01:15:41,690 --> 01:15:43,070 It's so good looking. 973 01:15:47,110 --> 01:15:53,770 Great rain. 974 01:15:54,190 --> 01:15:55,590 What time do they open? 975 01:15:56,170 --> 01:15:57,790 I lost my phone number. 976 01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:26,180 Dangerous robot, I have come to offer you my services. 977 01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:28,700 I want to help you rule this city. 978 01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:31,560 I didn't order a tall girl. 979 01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:34,600 By the way, that dress is so last year. 980 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:39,660 But I am an indestructible goddess, and I have magical powers. 981 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:42,860 Pick a card. 982 01:16:43,580 --> 01:16:44,580 Magic? Magic. 983 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:50,180 I and my robots will help the city dry and we'll crush Iron Maiden like tramp 984 01:16:50,180 --> 01:16:51,180 ventures. 985 01:16:54,060 --> 01:16:55,220 crush those guys too. 986 01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:59,120 My sister's part of that group and she's such an asshole. 987 01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:01,640 I want to help you crush them. 988 01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:03,580 Like whatever. 989 01:17:04,780 --> 01:17:06,220 Wait, dangerous robot. 990 01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:09,680 I want to help you run this city. 991 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:11,340 Yeah, well. 992 01:17:12,780 --> 01:17:14,720 Okay, great. Let's do that. 993 01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,160 Okay, 994 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,680 bus fucker. Do your worst. 995 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,860 Why would I want to do my worst? 996 01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:24,520 Shouldn't I do my best? 997 01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:28,140 See, I told you she was an asshole. 998 01:17:29,780 --> 01:17:34,360 Ooh, time for some lovin' and huggin'. 999 01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:42,140 Let's 1000 01:17:42,140 --> 01:17:43,140 do it, missionary. 1001 01:18:00,420 --> 01:18:01,820 Please don't touch my hair. 1002 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:06,740 I hope you're wearing protection. 1003 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:11,340 Can you hurry up? 1004 01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:16,380 Okay, wait. Not there. Yeah, okay, there. 1005 01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:19,040 Alright, yeah, there. Yeah, alright. 1006 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:25,860 You just hurry up and come. Wait, don't come. 1007 01:18:28,879 --> 01:18:31,440 It's gonna take more than that to get me off. 1008 01:18:37,340 --> 01:18:38,520 Oh, look! 1009 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:42,040 Now we're gonna have to go help those people. 1010 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:49,140 Eh, they'll be fine. Our main concerns are the sex boss and our new enemy. The 1011 01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:52,620 mighty boar is attractive, but damaged by low self -esteem and daddy issues. 1012 01:18:52,820 --> 01:18:53,880 Sister, pokey. 1013 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,240 Yeah, that's for sure. 1014 01:18:56,330 --> 01:18:57,330 Oh, well. 1015 01:19:09,090 --> 01:19:11,230 Well, I can see I'm not needed here. 1016 01:19:11,630 --> 01:19:16,030 I'm going to go impress the humans with my beauty, magic, intelligence, and 1017 01:19:16,030 --> 01:19:17,030 beauty. 1018 01:19:18,510 --> 01:19:24,430 Oh, by the way, the earthlings say that I'm so much prettier than you. 1019 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:28,080 And intelligent. 1020 01:19:29,980 --> 01:19:31,040 And magical. 1021 01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:41,460 Hey, how are you holding that hammer that way? No one should be holding it 1022 01:19:41,460 --> 01:19:42,460 way except me. 1023 01:19:42,740 --> 01:19:44,360 Who told you that lie? 1024 01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:46,260 It says so in the package. 1025 01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:50,120 You get a free bowl of soup with this kind of stuff? 1026 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:54,980 I will leave you out there after work. 1027 01:19:55,550 --> 01:19:57,250 I won't eat cats there afterwards. 1028 01:19:58,010 --> 01:19:59,010 Oh! 1029 01:20:00,230 --> 01:20:01,230 Where's your hammer? 1030 01:20:01,550 --> 01:20:04,850 Hey, guys, I lost my hammer at the robot cookie, and now he has more power than 1031 01:20:04,850 --> 01:20:05,749 before. 1032 01:20:05,750 --> 01:20:07,470 Great. Good job, new guy. 1033 01:20:08,030 --> 01:20:10,930 Well, at least my nipple looks good. Oh, yeah, they do. 1034 01:20:11,190 --> 01:20:14,390 Just stay right there, ladies. Things are about to get crazy. 1035 01:20:14,670 --> 01:20:15,670 Ugh! 1036 01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:17,550 Oh. 1037 01:20:22,030 --> 01:20:25,830 You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. You're so cute. 1038 01:20:26,090 --> 01:20:28,010 Those jeans don't make you look fat. 1039 01:20:29,570 --> 01:20:31,090 Give me back that hammer. 1040 01:20:32,550 --> 01:20:33,710 Give it back to me. 1041 01:20:37,350 --> 01:20:38,309 Thank you. 1042 01:20:38,310 --> 01:20:43,210 We don't have to talk after work. We don't have to talk after work. 1043 01:20:46,470 --> 01:20:48,530 Where has that been? 1044 01:20:49,310 --> 01:20:50,690 You don't even want to know. 1045 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:57,180 I will cook and clean if you take me home. I will cook and clean if you take 1046 01:20:57,180 --> 01:21:00,160 home. I will cook and clean if you take me home. 1047 01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:05,860 Oh, that little shit. Hey, guys, I'm sorry I had to go. My sister's coke is 1048 01:21:05,860 --> 01:21:06,860 big trouble. 1049 01:21:07,180 --> 01:21:09,540 This is no time to worry about family issues. 1050 01:21:10,420 --> 01:21:12,280 Oh, stop it. I'll make it up to you later. 1051 01:21:12,860 --> 01:21:13,860 Okay. 1052 01:21:14,580 --> 01:21:17,880 All right, well, we've got things covered. Why don't you go help your 1053 01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:18,920 half -witted sister? 1054 01:21:19,020 --> 01:21:20,560 Get that out of here. Thanks. 1055 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,900 Has anyone seen a crazy girl running through here? 1056 01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:34,600 Hello? Has anyone seen my sister? 1057 01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:37,780 Hey, you say you're looking for a deranged broad doing magic trick? 1058 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:39,140 Yes, have you seen her? 1059 01:21:39,620 --> 01:21:42,180 Well, I hear she's running off to fuck some other girl's boyfriend. 1060 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:43,940 The mighty boy's boyfriend, I might add. 1061 01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:48,460 What? Yeah, she went that way to fuck the other mighty boy's boyfriend. 1062 01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:50,720 This is what you do. You can end it in the alley. 1063 01:21:51,070 --> 01:21:54,410 Make a left, open the second door on the right, and there you'll see a fucking 1064 01:21:54,410 --> 01:21:55,410 that boy, friend. 1065 01:21:56,430 --> 01:21:57,690 Wow, that's impressive. 1066 01:21:58,110 --> 01:21:59,110 What else do you know? 1067 01:21:59,670 --> 01:22:04,950 Well, apparently, the Mighty Boar is a fat, stupid, weak, ugly, filthy, smelly, 1068 01:22:04,950 --> 01:22:06,790 disgusting... Did I say stupid? 1069 01:22:10,370 --> 01:22:13,210 You've got more legs than a bucket of chicken. 1070 01:22:22,630 --> 01:22:23,630 Don't worry, ladies. 1071 01:22:24,310 --> 01:22:26,990 Boldstron is about to be beaten at his own game. 1072 01:22:27,550 --> 01:22:31,250 Whoa, where have you been hiding that thing? 1073 01:22:34,710 --> 01:22:36,050 It's got an elbow. 1074 01:22:36,430 --> 01:22:37,490 Oh, my God. 1075 01:22:39,510 --> 01:22:41,350 Keep staring at it, ladies. 1076 01:22:41,570 --> 01:22:43,430 We're about to get some movement. 1077 01:22:55,790 --> 01:22:57,410 I like to swallow. I like to swallow. 1078 01:22:57,630 --> 01:22:58,630 I like to swallow. 1079 01:22:58,650 --> 01:23:01,310 I like to swallow. I like to swallow. I like to swallow. 1080 01:23:02,950 --> 01:23:07,710 Mr. Boldstron, I've had it about up to here with you. 1081 01:23:08,450 --> 01:23:12,250 And now, I'm going to give you a piece of my mind. 1082 01:23:16,930 --> 01:23:21,810 I'm going to give you a piece of my mind, Mr. 1083 01:23:22,350 --> 01:23:23,350 Boldstron. 1084 01:23:27,470 --> 01:23:29,010 Oh, you're just going to make me mad. 1085 01:23:31,830 --> 01:23:33,630 You're just going to make me mad. 1086 01:23:34,810 --> 01:23:35,810 Hey, ladies. 1087 01:23:36,310 --> 01:23:39,930 You know how I'm able to handle the heart transformations? 1088 01:23:41,370 --> 01:23:45,750 How? It's because I'm always horny. 1089 01:23:49,050 --> 01:23:50,050 No. 1090 01:23:50,290 --> 01:23:51,430 No, it's not enough. 1091 01:23:51,750 --> 01:23:52,750 Quick. 1092 01:23:53,230 --> 01:23:54,270 Show me your teeth. 1093 01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:10,320 Personal ideal. 1094 01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:12,320 Epic only. 1095 01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:22,720 Hokey, your fight is with me, not with these people. You know I love you, but I 1096 01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:25,200 cannot express myself to you because we're sisters. 1097 01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:27,940 Wait, you let me finish. 1098 01:24:28,810 --> 01:24:29,970 You two really aren't sisters. 1099 01:24:32,110 --> 01:24:35,390 Your parents took in Poki when she was just a baby. 1100 01:24:36,370 --> 01:24:37,370 You're not really related. 1101 01:24:39,210 --> 01:24:42,030 Which means you can fucking hide your watch. 1102 01:24:44,310 --> 01:24:45,990 I knew I loved you. 1103 01:24:46,350 --> 01:24:47,690 I thought I was a freak. 1104 01:24:48,230 --> 01:24:50,850 You are a freak. You're my freaking freak. 1105 01:24:51,570 --> 01:24:54,350 I freaking love you. I freaking love you too. 1106 01:25:22,310 --> 01:25:27,410 I just want to be loved. I just want to be loved. I just want to be loved. I 1107 01:25:27,410 --> 01:25:28,470 just want to be loved. 1108 01:25:28,690 --> 01:25:29,710 I just want to be loved. 1109 01:25:30,010 --> 01:25:34,710 I would never cheat on you. I would never cheat on you. I would never cheat 1110 01:25:34,710 --> 01:25:38,190 you. I would never cheat on you. I would never cheat on you. 1111 01:25:38,490 --> 01:25:43,650 I need direction to your heart. I need direction to your heart. I need 1112 01:25:43,650 --> 01:25:44,650 to your heart. 1113 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:46,740 I need directions to your heart. 1114 01:25:47,900 --> 01:25:50,560 This is not the last you'll see of me. 1115 01:25:52,460 --> 01:25:53,780 Oh, yes, it is. 1116 01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:03,780 I just saved a bunch on my insurance by switching off Baltron. 1117 01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:06,920 Banana. 1118 01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:11,640 No, team. 1119 01:26:11,930 --> 01:26:15,970 Now that the robots have been destroyed and the city is once again safe, we need 1120 01:26:15,970 --> 01:26:17,570 to ensure that this never happens again. 1121 01:26:22,590 --> 01:26:23,590 What? 1122 01:26:31,450 --> 01:26:35,150 New relationships have been forged and old ones rekindled. 1123 01:26:54,380 --> 01:26:58,040 Anyways, the real story here is how we've all found a home within each 1124 01:26:58,700 --> 01:26:59,900 And within our hearts. 1125 01:27:01,960 --> 01:27:02,960 Till the next mission. 1126 01:27:05,460 --> 01:27:07,280 As you were. As you should be. 1127 01:27:07,740 --> 01:27:09,640 As you... I'm sorry, I'm emotional. 1128 01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:11,200 As you were. 1129 01:27:13,220 --> 01:27:14,320 Promised I wasn't going to cry. 1130 01:27:15,180 --> 01:27:16,440 Should we go tweak some knobs? 1131 01:27:26,929 --> 01:27:28,050 Lousy bravengers. 1132 01:27:29,070 --> 01:27:31,350 Everything works out for them in the end. 1133 01:27:32,170 --> 01:27:33,310 What do I get? 1134 01:27:33,930 --> 01:27:38,190 End up back here in this rat hole with a hyper libido. 1135 01:27:39,410 --> 01:27:42,650 God damn, I gotta find something that's unsexy fast. 1136 01:27:43,050 --> 01:27:45,590 Otherwise I'm gonna turn purple and grow tits. 1137 01:27:46,130 --> 01:27:47,490 Oh, Maude. 1138 01:27:48,970 --> 01:27:50,830 Bill Macy was never hot.